Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Elon Musk

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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