Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness