i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

hasanabi

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

u guys r so dumb if u think i actually enjoy streaming

prezoh

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

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