the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

dream

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

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im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

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