tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow