my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

dream

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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