im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

TommyInnit

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

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my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

the best way not to get fired is to never work

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