just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

dream

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Sam Parr

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

TommyInnit

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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