(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

Tubbo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

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