the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus