You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

the best way not to get fired is to never work

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do