im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Sam Parr

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i always feel like when i say something to friends i say too much

david 🧋

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Wilbur Soot

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Elon Musk

TommyInnit

i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess

Hexiliv 🌻

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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