Sam Parr

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

Ranboo

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

dream

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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