I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.