i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

wint

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Wilbur Soot

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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