its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Maggdalene

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

dream

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

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Wilbur Soot

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

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