just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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