i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

prezoh

TommyInnit

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

Tubbo

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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