just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

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Wilbur Soot

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

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