Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

polar

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

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