im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

the best way not to get fired is to never work

Hey Guys!
Watch me play minecraft 😄
(all my minecraft videos are on twitch)

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i always feel like when i say something to friends i say too much

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

i’ve had my anxiety under control for 8 years. i don’t need medication anymore