thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.