im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Halloween Stu 🐦

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

void emily () {}

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

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2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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