My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

dream

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

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Wilbur Soot

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

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