the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

George

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

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