So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

the best way not to get fired is to never work

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.