My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

polar

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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Wilbur Soot

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

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