im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...