i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

polar

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Elon Musk

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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