well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

Bip 🦔

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”