Ranboo

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

Bip 🦔

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

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