When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

Mark

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
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George

casu 🫐 !☆○°^

polar

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

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