im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

Tubbo

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

Maggdalene

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

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