i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

Elon Musk

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

the best way not to get fired is to never work