dream

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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