I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.