“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

Sam Parr

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

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