thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

vallery

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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