Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

Ranboo

Sam Parr

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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