im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

the best way not to get fired is to never work

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media