just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Ranboo

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Bip 🦔

Tubbo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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