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i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

ayatollah rock n rolla

david 🧋

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

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