The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

dream

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

tobyfox

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

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