just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

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