BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

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3)

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle