Elon Musk

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Maggdalene

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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