wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

void emily () {}

Ranboo

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

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