my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

hello im kanye west and im 99% sure im kanye west 😂

hyaAAHFUCKAGHOST

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

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Wilbur Soot

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

Ranbalt

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

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