George

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do