11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

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