dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

George

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i’ve run out of reasons to NOT pee my pants

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

I LITERALLY JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED AND STRAIGHT TO MY COMPUTER