youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

TommyInnit

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

dream

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Maggdalene

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

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