Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

gale na

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

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