ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

Tubbo

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

dream

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