hasanabi

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool